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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:16

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I want to suck cock tonight?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
No, not a chance
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
How is AI prompt engineering transforming the development of multimodal AI applications?
Still no good.
So they tried
share office space ...
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