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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do atheists demand that everyone must accept their own self-definition? Is that any different from demanding others must accept their choice among 87 genders or be labeled as a bigot?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it possible for sociopaths to feel genuine remorse for their actions or thoughts towards others, even if they are skilled at hiding it from others?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Will India ever surpass China in Technology?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

No, not a chance

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Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

For the First Time, Scientists Spot Water Around a Young Star Similar to Our Sun - The Daily Galaxy

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are some of the best practices for integrating generative AI tools like Claude AI into a company's existing workflow?

No way

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Several people killed in school shooting in Austria's second biggest city, police say - NBC News

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

How is AI prompt engineering transforming the development of multimodal AI applications?

Still no good.

So they tried

share office space ...

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